I wanted to contrast how different parenting is today from how parenting was back in the 70s and 80s. All our parents should be in jail. Seriously— How the hell are we all alive and well today??? Luck, I think.
41 Photos That Would Get Our Parents Arrested If They Were Taken Today
We took it upon ourselves to ask some people with penises for answers. Fair enough. First off, what does sex feel like when you have a penis? The general consensus is a warm, wet, cosy grip of the penis. Adam, 26, tells Metro. Tom, also 26, agrees. Wetness makes sense as a noticeable difference. The same goes for warmth, which Brian, 33, says he notices as a variable.
While the average listener might not be checking for his wordplay, Young Thug is arguably the most creative lyricist in rap right now. If you take the time to decipher the words between his beautifully deranged ad-libs, you'll find a goldmine of references and comparisons that are nothing short of poetic. Nowhere is this clearer than in Thugger's discussion of his relationships with women's nether regions—his most fertile well of inspiration. Unlike the very literal innuendo of the previous decade's leading pussy poet, R Kelly—"Like a hotel room, I'm checking into you"—Young Thug's analogies stem from a playful sense of absurdity. Using logic that must either be fuelled by hallucinogens or divinely inspired, he blends the banal and the ridiculous to create imagery that is crazy, comical, and at the same time, kind of makes sense. To support this position, we've created a list of Young Thug's best pussy-related analogies so far. Fifteen highlights are featured below, but you can visit the full index here. Good rhymes. Great product placement. He eats the waffle, she drinks the soda, you get it.
Chat with us in Facebook Messenger. Find out what's happening in the world as it unfolds. Story highlights Author Naomi Wolf says recent controversies reveal biased views toward women's bodies The Pussy Riot trial and Arab Spring protests showed women stripped of autonomy Women's bodies are battlegrounds used to wage culture wars, Wolf says It's scandalous when women take ownership of their own bodies, Wolf contends. It seems as if we are in a time of unprecedented struggle over the meaning of women's bodies and sexuality. Controversy is swirling about an American University professor who breast-fed a baby in class ; topless photos of Kate Middleton have been released ; and a Time magazine cover showing a mother breast-feeding her toddler sparked even more tittering in May. It is not just the breast that is contested: Pussy Riot, the punk band, was sentenced to two years in a Russian prison after a staged performance in which they did high kicks that showed too much of their bodies. They tried, from prison, to explain "what pussy meant" and "what riot meant. Michigan representative Lisa Brown got into hot water -- and fought back -- for using the words 'my vagina' in the Michigan statehouse.