Top definition. The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting. The act of receiving very tempting oral sex, commonly know as a blowjob, while expelling fecal matter on a toilet seat. It is common at most social gatherings such as house parties, where Mexican black beans are served, along with very erotic females walking around.
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Top definition. Upper Decker Double Blumpkin unknown. The act of sitting on the top part of a toilet and shitting while getting head by the girl who is strattling towards you on the bottom seat while also taking a dump at the same time. The raunchiest act of the famous "blumpkin" to the next extreme calling it the Upper Decker Double Blumpkin. When a man is taking a dump in the tank of a toilet while a female is sitting on the bowl taking a dump while facing him and performing oral sex on him. Yo I was taking a shit and Tracy want to give me a blumpkin but she also had to take a shit so we did an Upper Decker Double Blumpkin.
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Top definition. Reverse Blumpkin unknown. A variation of the blumpkin where one gives oral sex whilst evacuating their bowels, thus utilizing both alpha and omega of the ailimentary canal simultaneously. Or in laymans terms , when one sucks a cock at the same time they are also beaming Schatner off the Enterprise Note: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation. While his wife was taking her weekly shit, Ulysses whipped out his cock and got a BJ from her at the same time. In the 16 hour traffic jam before the Phish show, we observed a woman run into the woods with her boyfriend. The two perched on the steep banking, not hardly out of sight of the headlights, when she pulled down her dress, revealed her stark white ass, and assumed the squatting position.
Up until recently, when WomensHealthMag. But as it turns out, the human body actually is that evil. Here's how that works: If you have a massive orgasm woo! So, that's kind of comforting? Another factor in the orgasm-poop connection are hormone-like compounds called prostaglandins , says gynecologist Diana Hoppe, M. When you orgasm , your body releases those compounds, causing the uterus to contract and increase blood flow to your lower pelvis. This is great for lubrication , but makes it tough to hold your pee or poop, she says.